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Thursday, July 16, 2009

P.M.S.

I suppose that I am fortunate because due to my {preferred} method of birth control - Mirena - I am most like a woman who has gone through "the change." Of course, I don't have the hot flashes, mood swings {wait...yes, I do} or the crazy hormonal thing going on...

If you haven't already guessed - and, yes, this may be TMI for some of you - I don't get the regular monthly visit from Aunt Flo. I haven't for the last five years. Are you jealous?? I'm sure you are.

BUT...and there's always a big but...the lack of Aunt Flo's visits have not done SHIT for my freakin' P.M.S. I guess I'm one of the unfortunate IUD users {or is it wearers?} who still gets a raging case of P.M.S. ever y month. Of course, in my case, P.M.S. does NOT stand for premenstrual syndrome. No, no...instead it stands for...

PASS MORE SNACKS!

I swear I have eaten nothing but trash for the last week. Trash, I tell ya! Cokes for breakfast isn't healthy. Neither are marshmallow cookies. I went to Trader Joe's with every intention on getting healthy stuff for lunch...I came back with a smorgasbord of crunchy, salty things. I've been binging on wine {but it IS a serving of fruit} and if I can put hot sauce on it, I will. I found the stash of Halloween candy today...it's terrible & sad all at the same time.

This is ridiculous.

I almost wish Aunt Flo would just visit so then maybe my glutton-like ways wouldn't seem as scandalous. OK, no, I really don't. But, seriously, somethings gotta give...besides my waistline.

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5 Comments:

Blogger becca greene said...

i am so jealous as i totally fear i am currently suffering from some nasty pms. i have fudge striped cookies in my fridge. i can feel the pain in my ovaries. the back cramps are killing me. and my intestinal system hates me right now. can't wait for it to be over.

Jul 17, 2009, 1:37:00 AM  
Blogger Family Life said...

Yuck, not fun...though I do agree with the wine thing, plus it's good for the heart! :-) So there's another excuse for ya' LOL!

Jul 17, 2009, 8:17:00 AM  
Blogger Lis @ ATruckerWife said...

I also have Mirena! I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. But you’re right, I snack for a few days every month where I will eat everything in the house. Though the lack in the monthly visitor makes up for it :)

Jul 17, 2009, 8:43:00 AM  
Blogger Ashley Pizarro said...

This post made me die laughing!!! I love it! Girl, you had so many years to deal with PMS...why not just dig in?!? That's what I'd do anyways!

Jul 17, 2009, 9:21:00 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

Really, you still get PMS? I would like to get Mirena but my doctor won't do it since I haven't had a child yet. Good to know about this side effect....

Jul 17, 2009, 2:50:00 PM  

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