WARNING: EAR MUFFS & BLINDERS!!

*Disclaimer*
This blog post is going to be very unladylike and petty and, overall, unnecessary in some of your eyes, but I'm going to be rude for just a second. Therefore, if you have sensitive eyes then I suggest you either stop reading, cover your eyes or turn your head for a moment (OH, and if you have children who can read...make sure they're not in the room with you. Please and thank you!):


TO ALL OF YOU HATERS -actually, there's only just one, but, then again, I'm sure her entourage of friends (hmm...wonder if she talks shit about them behind their backs like she did to me and still continues to do) are reading this, too, but I don't hate them - WHO FEEL THAT I DO NOTHING AT WORK BUT BLOG AND SIT ON THE INTERNET...THE JOKE IS ON YOU!

The "post options" feature on Blogger allows me to schedule WHEN my blogs are posted...yes, WHEN as in the date and WHEN as in the time...right down to the minute. Anytime of day...any day of the week. So, if I schedule 10 things to post throughout the day, don't just ASSume that it's me goofing off on the Internet while at work...I mean, seriously, you know what they say about assuming...

Besides, contrary to all the shit talking you did over the years about me, I do work, I can hold down a job - have I ever been fired? NOPE. Do I have an education? Sure do. Can I go to sleep at night with a clean conscience? You betcha! Do I feel the need to put down others just so I can feel better about myself? No way (well, except for now, but this doesn't count). So there you stupid, petty, wanna-be, has been of a whatever you are. I'm sure your friends will get a laugh out of this, but just realize that it's YOU they will be laughing about.

Like Jay-Z said..."can I get a fuck you."

So there. By the way, I'm done with you...so please be done with me, OK? I've told you before to leave me the hell alone. I mean, if the shoe was on the other foot and it was me harassing you I think you would have had me thrown in jail by now. See...I'm way nicer than that.

Oh, and why don't you print this one out, too, for your collection.


Psst...I just edited the post a smidge. I think one eff bomb is enough.