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Friday, October 8, 2010

suck on this, friday.

do you know momma kiss?  well, you should. 

i'll admit, i'm guilty of not frequenting her blog as often as i should.  she seems like good people to me.  and, i like her style.  i also like that she says the word fuck as much as i do.  oh, and it doesn't hurt that she has some fun shenanigans with her girlfriends {just. like. me.}.

to kick off my fall break {you don't know how glad i am to have a break from grad school}, i need to get some shit off of my chest...

  • to the asshole that tried to run me off the road not just once, but twice, on thursday afternoon:  i hope your tail pipe falls off.  both of them:  the one on your truck and the one between your legs.  and they say women are terrible drivers.  puh-leeze.
  • star wars.  specifically, "the empire strikes back" & "return of the jedi."  i am over both of these movies.  i am over the fact that my son is obsessed with them.  i hate light sabers.  i hate jabba the hutt.  i hate that my son tries to talk to me like he's chewbaccawe. are. not. wookiees.  the only cool thing about the star wars series is the imperial march.

    i think it should play every time i walk into a room.  but, i guess i'm just not as big of a badass as darth vader.
  • i cannot stand the way coffee makes your pee smell.  but, i can't stop drinking coffee.  it is my crack.
hmm...i'm not too bitchy this week.  now there's a change for ya.  oh, no, wait.  i just remembered there's laundry to wash, fold & put away, dishes to wash, floors to clean.  son of a...

do you have things you want to flip-off on friday?  if so, be sure to link up here {and every friday, duh}.



Blogger MommaKiss said...

Well hello there! Nice to meet ya!! Coff-pee? So nasty, but I can't give it up either. I'll be back. You've been warned.

Oct 8, 2010, 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger Luna said...

that must have felt great to get that off your chest. we all have things that piss us off. i'm not a big coffee fan but my "crack" i would have to say is soda. i cant help it, i love the stuff.

Oct 8, 2010, 2:08:00 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

now that i'm not on the phone, but an actual computer HI! love the site. How cute are you?! clickin' that follow button. entertain me :)

Oct 8, 2010, 9:03:00 PM  
Blogger La Creative Latina Diva said...

You crack me up. I just found your blog and I have laughed so much. We are both lucky by the beach. I'm in Gulf Breeze, Florida. Beautiful today! Thanks for the laughs, Shell :-)

Oct 17, 2010, 11:54:00 AM  

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