suck on this, friday.

do you know momma kiss?  well, you should. 

i'll admit, i'm guilty of not frequenting her blog as often as i should.  she seems like good people to me.  and, i like her style.  i also like that she says the word fuck as much as i do.  oh, and it doesn't hurt that she has some fun shenanigans with her girlfriends {just. like. me.}.




to kick off my fall break {you don't know how glad i am to have a break from grad school}, i need to get some shit off of my chest...

• to the asshole that tried to run me off the road not just once, but twice, on thursday afternoon:  i hope your tail pipe falls off.  both of them:  the one on your truck and the one between your legs.  and they say women are terrible drivers.  puh-leeze.
• star wars.  specifically, "the empire strikes back" & "return of the jedi."  i am over both of these movies.  i am over the fact that my son is obsessed with them.  i hate light sabers.  i hate jabba the hutt.  i hate that my son tries to talk to me like he's chewbacca.  we. are. not. wookiees.  the only cool thing about the star wars series is the imperial march.
  
  
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  i think it should play every time i walk into a room.  but, i guess i'm just not as big of a badass as darth vader.
• i cannot stand the way coffee makes your pee smell.  but, i can't stop drinking coffee.  it is my crack.

hmm...i'm not too bitchy this week.  now there's a change for ya.  oh, no, wait.  i just remembered there's laundry to wash, fold & put away, dishes to wash, floors to clean.  son of a...

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