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Stuttering Shell: It all started at the dentist...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

It all started at the dentist...

I needed not one, but TWO, shots of novacaine this afternoon at the dentist. I'm ashamed to admit, but I needed a filling. Like I told my kids {thank you, Dr. Heff, for the dental lingo}, "Mommy has a sugar bug that needs to be moved out and replaced with a silver star." But, yes, it took two shots for me to finally NOT feel any pain while my dentist was a-drillin' away at my molar. And, ew, can I just say that the smell of freshly ground tooth is nasty?! Yuck.

So, after the dentist, the boy & I ventured on over to Wal-Mart {affectionately known as Wally World in our home} for some random things like frozen veggies & ice cream. While in the checkout aisle, I fell victim to the Coca-Cola laden freezer that was at the end of the aisle. I grabbed a 20 ounce soda and put it on the counter to pay for it. The cashier, who knew I had just come from the dentist because I told him so, proceeded to tell me that it probably wasn't a good idea to have a soda if I had just visited my dentist. And, he kept on talking about how soda was bad for me and that I must be having a "fat day" judging by what I was buying. Had I not had my child in tow, I would have gone {forgive me for my potty mouth is numb, I can't control it} apeshit ghetto. I suppose I should have asked to speak to a manager, but I wasn't feeling up to making a big scene about it...besides, this guy kid was a good 10+ years younger than me and probably only working there for summer break.

Oh, you want to know what I bought at Wally World {you know, since I'm having a "fat day"}??

Sliced turkey, provolone cheese, whole wheat rolls, frozen brussel sprouts, orange juice, organic 2% milk, canned veggies (peas & green beans), frozen sweet potato fries, Edy's Rocky Road (oooh, so scandalous) and a couple frozen pizzas.

There were some other things, too, but it was just a DVD for the boy and a placemat for the cats. "Fat day" my ass.

Nevertheless, since I was having a "fat day" I decided to go to Sonic for something cool & refreshing {and easy to consume since a half numb face isn't conducive for eating solid food}...the boy got a chocolate shake & I got a cherry limeade chiller. Of course, my time at Sonic wasn't without some irritation.

Let me preface this story by saying that I live in an area that takes great pride in the military. I live 10 minutes away from TWO naval bases - one of them being Oceana. I might also add that I love jet noise. And, it's a good thing I do because jets are flying around all.the.time.


I pull into the drive-thru at Sonic. The guy comes on the speaker, "Welcome to Sonic...would you like to try a blah-blah-blah? I can take your order whenever you're ready." I barely heard him because a jet was flying overhead. I proceeded to order and he says to me, "Can you wait until the jet flys by?" Um, weren't you already speaking Mr. Sonic Order Taker Man??


I give up, y'all. It's been one of those days. I'm irritated beyond all reason...and for no reason...and everyone is just getting under my skin today. The hubs says I need to just relax. I think I need to open that bottle of bubbly in my fridge.



Blogger Sarah said...

I hate those days. I say you take to your bed with a frozen pizza (obviously cooked in the oven first) and the ice cream. That always helps me...

Jul 22, 2009, 8:20:00 PM  
Blogger BroncoMom said...


Darn if Monday did not extend itself until Wednesday!! Oh how I feel your pain sista.
Watch out world I will be loose tomorrow in Wallyworld - just saying.

Jul 22, 2009, 8:46:00 PM  
Blogger Miss Sweet Tea said...

I can't believe someone would say you are having a "fat day"!!!! OMG - how rude!!

I hate days like this...I hope yours gets better :)

Jul 22, 2009, 8:51:00 PM  
Blogger Molly Lou Gifts said...

I am so sorry and totally know about those days when everything and anything irritates you. You know what irritates me more is when my husband tells me to relax. aHHHH!!!

Since you're having a "fat day" make sure you sit on your couch, open that bubbly and eat ALL of that Edy's while watching something mindless on tv. :)

Hope your mouth is better!

Jul 22, 2009, 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Jen and Rob said...

Open it! Open it! Some people are just plain RIDICULOUS! Hope your day got better and that tomorrow that guy from Wally World has his "fat day!"

Jul 22, 2009, 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry you had a bad day!! And I so would have told that cashier off even with my kids standing there because I have a quick temper! :)Have a glass of wine and try to relax! You deserve it! :) Hope your mouth is feeling better!

Jul 22, 2009, 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

In order for me to get fillings, I pretty much need to be knocked out so don't feel bad.

Jul 23, 2009, 8:09:00 PM  

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