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Stuttering Shell: No ho ho?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

No ho ho?


How appropriate, huh? I mean, considering how quickly the holidays are approaching & how ridiculously screwed up the economy is right now.

Honestly, I've seriously considered telling my children that Santa had to do a massive layoff so he's only down to two elves and one reindeer this year. But, I'm sure they would just look at me like I was crazy and still demand something extravagant from the Toys 'R Us catalog.

But...

This isn't about layoffs, toys or even me or my children...this is about YOU! I am sending out holiday cards {um, in December, of course!} and if you are interested in receiving a lil' ho ho ho from me in the mail, then please put yourself onto my snail mail list!

All you need to do is email me at shell {at} stutteringshell {dot} com - be sure to give me your name & address.

And...

TWO lucky snail mail friends will receive a lil' holiday-inspired sumthin'-sumthin' from me!

Did I really just bribe you all to get on my holiday card snail mail list? Yes, I think I did!

Here's the fine print:
  • holiday cards will be mailed the second week of December {give me time, people, this is a huge undertaking for me!}
  • international addresses are a-ok!
  • addresses must be sent to the email address listed above - please don't put your addy in a comment {there are pervs & sickos out there!}
  • the two lucky recipients will be chosen at random {we will be pulling a name out of a bowl}
  • the two lucky recipients will receive a surprise as well as the promised holiday card
  • the gifts for the two chosen will be something picked out & paid for by me - nothing will be donated or given to me or blah, blah, blah
  • the only compensation I am getting out of all of this is spreading some holiday cheer to my bloggy friends
  • the only way you'll get the aforementioned holiday cheer out of me is by participating...just kidding...but, seriously, if you didn't put yourself on my snail mail list, then you cannot be mad at me for not sending you a card.

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14 Comments:

Blogger Molly Lou Gifts said...

I love this post...you are so funny and fabulous.

Nov 10, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  
Anonymous katie said...

Ah Mooshie...you "kill" me...:)

Nov 10, 2009, 3:48:00 PM  
Blogger Classy Fab Sarah said...

Are you kidding me?? You're signing yourself up for MORE work at the holiday time? ARE YOU NUTS?

Nov 10, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

I think this is so cute!

Nov 10, 2009, 4:32:00 PM  
Blogger Lis said...

Ahh I need to do this too!! :) Oh maybe we can write our cards together one night!!

Nov 10, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  
Blogger Lis @ ATruckerWife said...

You are too funny BUT reminded me that I need to get moving on cards!

Nov 10, 2009, 5:57:00 PM  
Blogger Ashley Pizarro said...

Too cute! I will def. email you to get a card!!! I bet it will be fabulous!

Nov 10, 2009, 6:51:00 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Oh, I like this idea! I may just steal it from you...

Nov 10, 2009, 10:29:00 PM  
Blogger Kristen said...

you are way too nice! count me in! I know I will have to e-mail you! :) But truly, that is very nice of you and since I am a sucker for mail... well :)

Nov 11, 2009, 1:57:00 AM  
Blogger Luna said...

what a nice idea. i love getting cards.

Nov 11, 2009, 10:57:00 AM  
Blogger Trish said...

What a cute idea!!!! Some people hate doing Christmas cards...me on the other hand...I LOVE IT!

I put on the Christmas music and make some cocoa and get started...complete with my cutie as pie little green and red ink pens of course!!!!!

I will email you my address and maybe there will be a little extra sumfin in mine...wahoo!!!!!!

Nov 12, 2009, 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

I'm going to email you right now! LOVE this idea!

Nov 23, 2009, 3:30:00 PM  
Blogger Jules said...

I don't know how I missed this, but I just emailed you. This is such a nice idea and who doesn't like getting something happy like a card or note in the mail? :)

Nov 29, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  
Blogger Melanie said...

LOVE THIS!!! But I guess I missed the deadline :o( How did that happen!!! Merry Christmas!

Dec 14, 2009, 10:24:00 AM  

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