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Friday, January 6, 2012

and that's what i think about that.

i'm glad that jennifer h u d s o n finally starting singing a new song in her weight watchers commercials. but, i still want to stab myself in the ear when they come on.

speaking of weight loss commercials, what the eff mariah c a r e y??

no, i don't want to open your email regarding pills i can take to enlarge my wang. i don't have a wang. i also don't care if i've won the uk lotto or if you're a prince from nigeria offering me money. and, crazy asians with business off!

in addition, all of the eggheads, scantily clad girls & other twerks {that's what you get when you combine the twit with a jerk} have gots ta go. no, i don't want to "check this out" nor do i want to be your friend. get a life. 

coca cola, thank you for making the winter cans red again. the white cans caused me much anxiety because mama does not like the diet variety of your drinky drink.

baby boy clothes, stop being so damn cute. i'm on a budget. {and, no, i'm not pregnant.}

budget, stop being so damn limiting.

pain in my neck, i hope you go away sooner than the day both of my children move out of my house. wishful thinking, i know.

who in their right mind would wear a forever lazy?! did the commercial really suggest that you wear it while tailgating? and, are you so damn lazy that you need a back flap for easy access to use the bathroom? oh, lawdy.

football...why aren't you over yet?

crazy ass virginia weather...wind chills in the teens & sixty degree temperatures all in the same week? you suck.

people on house hunters. it's just paint and wallpaper. and, are you really complaining about the size of the kitchen?? um, my house could fit in that kitchen. seriously, hgtv, where do you find some of these people?

and, speaking of finding people, have you seen some of the moms on toddlers & tiaras? holy crap.

and that, folks, is what i think about that.

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Blogger Heather said...

Agreed that this weather blows. It really needs to make up its effing mind!

Jan 6, 2012, 8:22:00 AM  
Blogger SEL said...

Ha! You're always good for making me laugh!

And I agree - the weather is totally being bipolar this week! I'd like the warmer temps to stay!

Jan 6, 2012, 8:29:00 AM  
Blogger R said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks about these things.

Jan 6, 2012, 8:36:00 AM  
Blogger Ashley said...

I love this post! I just got an email the other day about 'finding love' on some singles website. I almost threw up. Has my life really become as pathetic as I think? How do people know the exact moment to send you that silly email? Thats crazy because I know that they don't hand pick people and its just coincidence, but still a kick to the face!

Love this rant! Thanks :)

Jan 6, 2012, 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Toddlers and Tiaras. Sweet mother of GAH, I am in love. Totally reaffirms my parenting decisions.

I like football. There.

Jan 6, 2012, 4:14:00 PM  
Blogger The Morrows said...

haha!!! That is hilarious!
I am with you on football.
I feel you on junk emails.
Dave Ramsey makes me understand your budget rant.
Everyone around me is sick with the weather-craziness.
I am agreeing with the rants :)

Jan 6, 2012, 4:40:00 PM  

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