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Stuttering Shell: Dear creepy man in the green plaid shirt,

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dear creepy man in the green plaid shirt,

Thank you for keeping me on edge during my lunch break today. Who knew that a simple trip to the mall for a book & some chicken teriyaki would have me power walking through the parking lot with my keys {weaved between my fingers like they were a pair of brass knuckles} in one hand and my Crackberry {ready to call Virginia Beach's finest} in the other.

I figured you were just some random dude I would never see again when I walked by you outside of Barnes & Noble. I don't know how you managed to bump into me again in the mall {I mean, I did go into two different stores}, but you did. When you followed me onto the escalator to the food court, I figured you were hungry like I was. When you walked BY me on the escalator, you kind of creeped me out. Maybe you were really hungry & in a hurry to choose which fast food place you wanted to grab a bite to eat from...I don't know. What I do know is that it's not cool to walk by people on an escalator {maybe that's just me, but...}.

And, you know what's REALLY not cool? Me turning around in the chicken teriyaki line to find you standing there. Yeah, not cool. I know I'm being a bit selfish, but that was MY idea for lunch. I understand that maybe you were hungry, too, but seeing you for a third time in less than a half-hour was more than just mere coincidence {at least it is in my paranoid mind}. Especially because each time I saw you you were looking right at me. Ew.

Just so you know, I was totally ready to take your sorry butt out with my two orders of food {one was for a friend...sheesh...I'm not that hungry}. It's creepy people like you who fuel my desire to shop online. At home. Where I'm not bothered by creepy men in green plaid shirts {remind me to check the hubs' closet}.

Sincerely,
The overly cautious girl

Sidenote: OK, so this might be a bit presumptuous, but I stand my ground. I've had one too many strange run-ins at the mall before {one involving my children even}, so I've always got my guard up.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Brittany Ann said...

I have totally been there! Good for you for being overly cautious! That's just common sense! There are too many creeps out there!

Sep 9, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  
Blogger Loving Life said...

YIKES! I would have been freaked out too! I am always on the look out for crazies, especially in the parking lot! You can never be too careful!

Sep 9, 2009, 9:33:00 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Girl, I don't blame you for being ready and cautious!! I always believe in a woman's intuition...we just know when somebody isn't right...

I'm glad you're okay! And super glad he didn't follow you outside...scary!

Sep 9, 2009, 11:44:00 PM  
Blogger Kristen said...

I'd be cautious too! I am sorry he freaked you out!

Sep 10, 2009, 12:39:00 AM  
Blogger Elise said...

Hello - what a lovely post ! Your site is really interesting to. Thank you for sharing it, best wishes and.... lovely to meet you !

Sep 10, 2009, 9:48:00 AM  
Blogger Lis @ ATruckerWife said...

I'm the same way at the mall. I always have my radar up because there are too many creeps out there.

Sep 10, 2009, 9:52:00 AM  
Blogger ~Holly~ said...

You had every right to be cautious! Follow your instincts!! That does sound creepy! Glad nothing came of it and you're okay! :)

Sep 10, 2009, 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Kerree said...

I got creeped out just reading this. Ewww...

Sep 16, 2009, 7:34:00 AM  

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