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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

caught in the crossfire backfire.

brittany blogged about her stinky boy...let me tell you about mine.

i have three. three stinky boys living under my roof. sometimes there is a stinky girl thrown into the mix {uh, that would be my mini-me...i'm a lady & ladies poot behind closed bathroom doors thankyouverymuch}. but, usually, the source of the stank can be pinpointed to one of three boys in our home: aidan, adam or frisco, le pup.

the flatulence fest ebbs & flows in our home. some nights are calm & the air smells so fresh and clean. other nights you need a gas mask & you often wonder why the rumbles and shakes haven't measured on the richter scale.

it's bad.

and the stink isn't always from the booty area. nor is it always audible {you know, silent, but deadly}. and, fortunately, the stink isn't always stinky {if that makes sense}.

boys are loud to begin with. even the dog is loud, but that's usually 'cause he's snoring. anyways, they talk loud, they laugh loud, they eat loud, they burp loud, they fart loud...loud, loud, loud.

where am i going with this {besides the fact that it's usually quite loud in our home and, more often than not, kinda stinky in here}?

i have three loud, stinky boys. loud because they can be & stinky because they think it's perfectly okay to 'let 'er rip!' thankfully, there is an occasional 'excuse me' following certain gas passing episodes. well, sometimes.

bottom line is, my boys honestly believe it is perfectly normal to sound like a machine gun firing off round after round sometimes. boys wouldn't be boys if they couldn't be stinky {and loud}. and, besides, aidan has a perfectly good explanation for why he is so loud & stinky sometimes:

"when i get a little nervous or excited, i backfire."

yes, son, you, your dad & the pup certainly do.

better out than in, i suppose.

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4 Comments:

Blogger mommywonderland said...

I have 2 stinky boys too! I mean, my 6 year old I MAKE wear dad's deodorant because I refuse to smell that boy smell! Yes, the house is always loud, busy and busy..but there is nothing like little boys and their love for their mama!!!

Dec 16, 2009, 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Molly Lou Gifts said...

amen sister. Mr. is AWFUL and I am so fearful that the mini #1 is following. Mini #2 is just so darn messy and she loves to be dirty...clearly can't be her mother's daughter.

Dec 16, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  
Blogger Brittany Ann said...

Thank goodness I'm not alone! Although, this means that when I have kids, it can only get worse!

Dec 17, 2009, 8:30:00 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

LMAO! I love it! I grew up in a house with 3 women, 1 man. My dad was great living in a house full of women...but he did "step on a frog" now and again just to gross us out.

Dec 17, 2009, 11:27:00 AM  

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