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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

do what?!

while waiting for the school holiday program to start last night, i sat next to the hubs and watched him fiddle with his new work phone. he was trying to show me a couple features of the phone when...

the lady sitting to my left elbowed me in the ribs {really, she did}.

"is he texting his mistress?"

um, i'm sorry...come again?

"sorry, it was a joke."

oh, {through a fake smile} ha ha ha ha ha ha. so you DID crack some stupid tiger w*ods joke. i'm very sorry if i forgot to laugh.

{i found the picture here and i cropped it and added the 'x.'}


"you know, because he's messing with his phone. looked like he was texting & i noticed you watching him."

um, no, nosey lady, my husband was not texting his mistress. he has neither time nor money for a mistress. besides, this is a man who can barely type on a computer keyboard {sorry, honey}...could you imagine how long it would take for him to text? yikes. he was just messing around on his phone...he's a little technologically inept sometimes {again, sorry, honey} when it comes to new cell phones. and, for the record, he doesn't golf. not very well, at least.

besides, i'm fairly certain NO woman out there wants a broke man who has no time...has kids...and has a bitchy wife {even if he does cook well}.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Molly Lou Gifts said...

There are soooooooooooooooooooo many things I could say about this. WTF is a starter. Let's just say that Adam was texting his mistress, would you really be so calmly and quietly looking over his shoulder at the Christmas program.

Also, of all the reasons that your scenario could have occurred, it infuriates me that this person's first response would be to insinuate an affair. UGH.

Mr. and I joke all the time that neither of could have affairs-broke, kids, broke, me no job, etc. Did I mention broke? :)

Dec 15, 2009, 9:15:00 PM  
Blogger Southern Living: Preppy Style said...

I'm with MLG, how on earth do you respond to a copmplete stranger saying something like that to you...strange, and creepy!

Dec 16, 2009, 8:24:00 AM  

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