THE PAPER SHREDDER'S SMOKIN'!

At least it's going to be when I get finished using it...I have a shoebox of about 304593067 gazillion receipts, credit cards, ID cards, insurance cards and other ridiculous crap that I need to shred. Some of the items date back to the year 2000. Can you believe that? That was NINE freakin' years ago. Yes, I suppose I need to break up with my pack rat ways, huh? Of course, it would also help, too, if I would just empty out my purses every time I switch them out. All of the crap I accumulated came out of just my purses & wallets alone. Ridiculous, I tell ya...simply ridiculous.